ADAM SANDLER Teenage Love On The Phone Lyrics, singer by ADAM SANDLER
[Richie:] So ya doin' good?
[Samantha:] Ya, I'm fine, how 'bout you?
[Richie:] How good could I be? I haven't seen you in three hours.
[Samantha:] Ohhh, Richie. Hey Richie, my dad's down the hall,
and he doesn't want me on the phone.
So if I hang up on you, it's just because he's coming.
[Richie:] Ok. So look, uh, do you wanna meet at the Spring Fling Dance thi...
[She hangs up phone]
[Phone rings]
[Richie:] Hello?
[Samantha:] Sorry, I thought he was coming.
[Richie:] That's ok. So, about the dance. Do you wanna meet
[Samantha:] Umm, well my brother gets the car on Friday nights.
[Richie:] Well that's ok, I'll come by and get you. Lets say around...
[She hangs up phone]
[Richie:] Come on..
[Phone rings]
[Richie:] Hey.
[Samantha:] Sorry. I guess he was just going to the bathroom.
[Richie:] That's ok. Well look, uh.. what was I saying?
Oh yeah, should I pick you up at like seven-thirty
or maybe do you wanna go later when the dance is really kickin..
[She hangs up the phone again]
[Richie:] Give me a break...
[Phone rings]
[Richie:] Hello.
[Samantha:] Sorry. It was just my dog.
[Richie:] Hey, what's your dad's problem anyways!? Why can't we talk?
[Samantha:] He just thinks I'm on the phone too much.
Oh my God, uh, I gotta go.
[Richie:] Don't hang up!
[Samantha:] Richie, I can't talk!
[Richie:] No, I'm sick of this! Put your dad on the phone! I wanna talk to him.
[Samantha:] It's not my dad.
[Richie:] What? Well, who's there? Why can't you talk?
[Samantha:] Uh, just look Richie, someone is here.
[Richie:] Who's there? Is it a guy!?
[Samantha:] Richie!
[Richie:] I knew it! I'll kill him! Put him on the phone!
[Samantha:] oh.. it's just.. hold on.
[Hands phone to guy]
[Richie:] Hey man! What the hell are you doing there!? Samantha's my girl!
You'd better stay away from her or I'll make you wish you were never born!
[Buffoon:] Fuckin' shit!
[Richie:] Yeah, fuckin' shit is right buddy!
Don't think I'm kidding around, man! I'm crazy! I'll smash your head in! I swear to God!
[Buffoon:] One time I saw my Grandmother in the shower. Her bush starts above her belly button.
[Richie:] Yeah, well that's too bad! But I'm still gonna come over there and beat your face in!
[Richie slams down phone]
[Samantha: What happened? Was he mad?
[Buffoon: My neighbor's dog has a four inch clit!
[Samantha: Oh Buffoon, you're the coolest. [Whispering] I love you...
[Samantha:] Ya, I'm fine, how 'bout you?
[Richie:] How good could I be? I haven't seen you in three hours.
[Samantha:] Ohhh, Richie. Hey Richie, my dad's down the hall,
and he doesn't want me on the phone.
So if I hang up on you, it's just because he's coming.
[Richie:] Ok. So look, uh, do you wanna meet at the Spring Fling Dance thi...
[She hangs up phone]
[Phone rings]
[Richie:] Hello?
[Samantha:] Sorry, I thought he was coming.
[Richie:] That's ok. So, about the dance. Do you wanna meet
[Samantha:] Umm, well my brother gets the car on Friday nights.
[Richie:] Well that's ok, I'll come by and get you. Lets say around...
[She hangs up phone]
[Richie:] Come on..
[Phone rings]
[Richie:] Hey.
[Samantha:] Sorry. I guess he was just going to the bathroom.
[Richie:] That's ok. Well look, uh.. what was I saying?
Oh yeah, should I pick you up at like seven-thirty
or maybe do you wanna go later when the dance is really kickin..
[She hangs up the phone again]
[Richie:] Give me a break...
[Phone rings]
[Richie:] Hello.
[Samantha:] Sorry. It was just my dog.
[Richie:] Hey, what's your dad's problem anyways!? Why can't we talk?
[Samantha:] He just thinks I'm on the phone too much.
Oh my God, uh, I gotta go.
[Richie:] Don't hang up!
[Samantha:] Richie, I can't talk!
[Richie:] No, I'm sick of this! Put your dad on the phone! I wanna talk to him.
[Samantha:] It's not my dad.
[Richie:] What? Well, who's there? Why can't you talk?
[Samantha:] Uh, just look Richie, someone is here.
[Richie:] Who's there? Is it a guy!?
[Samantha:] Richie!
[Richie:] I knew it! I'll kill him! Put him on the phone!
[Samantha:] oh.. it's just.. hold on.
[Hands phone to guy]
[Richie:] Hey man! What the hell are you doing there!? Samantha's my girl!
You'd better stay away from her or I'll make you wish you were never born!
[Buffoon:] Fuckin' shit!
[Richie:] Yeah, fuckin' shit is right buddy!
Don't think I'm kidding around, man! I'm crazy! I'll smash your head in! I swear to God!
[Buffoon:] One time I saw my Grandmother in the shower. Her bush starts above her belly button.
[Richie:] Yeah, well that's too bad! But I'm still gonna come over there and beat your face in!
[Richie slams down phone]
[Samantha: What happened? Was he mad?
[Buffoon: My neighbor's dog has a four inch clit!
[Samantha: Oh Buffoon, you're the coolest. [Whispering] I love you...
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