ADAM SANDLER Fatty McGee Lyrics, singer by ADAM SANDLER
[Talking quietly]
[M1:] Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man.
[M2:] We just had a test a week ago.
Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. This sucks!
[M1:] And it counts for 80 percent of our grade.
[M2:] Well we better study our butts off.
[M1:] Well we came to the right place, the ever so quiet library.
[M2:] Ok, enough talking, let's study!
[M1:] All right.
[Turning pages]
[Heavy steps]
[M2:] Uh oh
[M1:] Oh no! Fatty McGee is coming.
We'll never get any studying done with him in the library.
[Heavy steps continue]
[M2:] Oh god, he's taking the stairs!
That means he's going to be way out of breath!
[Fatty whining, try to catch breath]
[M1:] Oh no, he's going to sit with us.
[Fatty: Annoying whining voice] Hey fellas, studying for the big test?
[M1:] Uh, yes Fatty, we were.
[Fatty: Still trying to catch breath] Great! I'll join ya.
[Fatty pulls out chair and falls into it, still whining horribly]
[M2:] Hey Fatty, why don't you go to the bathroom 'till you catch your breath?
[Fatty:] No, no, I'm catching it!
[Fatty continuing to whine and snort]
[M1:] Ok, ok Fatty, but try to keep the wheezing level down, we're trying to concentrate.
[Fatty: Continuing to wheeze and whine louder] Sure, no problem.
[M1:] Oh man.
[Fatty: Still snorting and whining loudly]
This test counts for eighty percent of our grade, you know.
[Whining continues even louder]
[M1:] Yes Fatty, we know, we just said that.
[Wheezing continues a little softer]
[M2:] Fatty! Please keep it down!
[Fatty makes snoring/whining sounds]
[M2:] Is he sleeping!?
[M1:] No, it's his deviated sceptum.
Seriously Fatty, keep the breathing down.
[Snoring stops, more weird noise starts]
[M2:] Ahh geez Fatty, what's wrong with you!?
[Fatty: Pausing, snorting] I'm trying.
[Whining continues]
[M1:] Fatty, you know what's going to happen!
Stop breathing so heavy! Please we gotta study!
[Whining gets higher and higher until it's continuous]
[M2:] Oh no, that one's going to do it!
[Fire alarm sounding, fire trucks honking their horns, sirens reeling]
[M2:] Fatty, the fire department thinks the fire alarm went off again!
[Fatty: Continuing his LOUD annoying whine] I'm sorry!
[Fireman Ray:] Fire! Man the building!
[M1:] Sorry Fireman Ray, it's not the fire alarm.
[Fireman Ray:] Fatty McGee, is that you again!?
[Fatty: Stillin whining annoyingly] Yes. [Snort] Sorry. [Snort]
[Fireman Ray:] Didn't we tell you not to take the stairs anymore!?
[Fatty: Whiney voice] But I like the stairs!
[Fireman Ray: annoyed] Why!?
[Fatty: Still whining horribly] They're fun!
[Fireman Ray:] Oh Fatty McGee, you're the fattest!
[Everyone laughing at stupid joke]
[Raspberry]
[M1:] Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man.
[M2:] We just had a test a week ago.
Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. This sucks!
[M1:] And it counts for 80 percent of our grade.
[M2:] Well we better study our butts off.
[M1:] Well we came to the right place, the ever so quiet library.
[M2:] Ok, enough talking, let's study!
[M1:] All right.
[Turning pages]
[Heavy steps]
[M2:] Uh oh
[M1:] Oh no! Fatty McGee is coming.
We'll never get any studying done with him in the library.
[Heavy steps continue]
[M2:] Oh god, he's taking the stairs!
That means he's going to be way out of breath!
[Fatty whining, try to catch breath]
[M1:] Oh no, he's going to sit with us.
[Fatty: Annoying whining voice] Hey fellas, studying for the big test?
[M1:] Uh, yes Fatty, we were.
[Fatty: Still trying to catch breath] Great! I'll join ya.
[Fatty pulls out chair and falls into it, still whining horribly]
[M2:] Hey Fatty, why don't you go to the bathroom 'till you catch your breath?
[Fatty:] No, no, I'm catching it!
[Fatty continuing to whine and snort]
[M1:] Ok, ok Fatty, but try to keep the wheezing level down, we're trying to concentrate.
[Fatty: Continuing to wheeze and whine louder] Sure, no problem.
[M1:] Oh man.
[Fatty: Still snorting and whining loudly]
This test counts for eighty percent of our grade, you know.
[Whining continues even louder]
[M1:] Yes Fatty, we know, we just said that.
[Wheezing continues a little softer]
[M2:] Fatty! Please keep it down!
[Fatty makes snoring/whining sounds]
[M2:] Is he sleeping!?
[M1:] No, it's his deviated sceptum.
Seriously Fatty, keep the breathing down.
[Snoring stops, more weird noise starts]
[M2:] Ahh geez Fatty, what's wrong with you!?
[Fatty: Pausing, snorting] I'm trying.
[Whining continues]
[M1:] Fatty, you know what's going to happen!
Stop breathing so heavy! Please we gotta study!
[Whining gets higher and higher until it's continuous]
[M2:] Oh no, that one's going to do it!
[Fire alarm sounding, fire trucks honking their horns, sirens reeling]
[M2:] Fatty, the fire department thinks the fire alarm went off again!
[Fatty: Continuing his LOUD annoying whine] I'm sorry!
[Fireman Ray:] Fire! Man the building!
[M1:] Sorry Fireman Ray, it's not the fire alarm.
[Fireman Ray:] Fatty McGee, is that you again!?
[Fatty: Stillin whining annoyingly] Yes. [Snort] Sorry. [Snort]
[Fireman Ray:] Didn't we tell you not to take the stairs anymore!?
[Fatty: Whiney voice] But I like the stairs!
[Fireman Ray: annoyed] Why!?
[Fatty: Still whining horribly] They're fun!
[Fireman Ray:] Oh Fatty McGee, you're the fattest!
[Everyone laughing at stupid joke]
[Raspberry]
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