ADAM SANDLER Oh Mom...

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ADAM SANDLER Oh Mom... Lyrics, singer by ADAM SANDLER

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[Silverware clicking]
[M1:] Can you pass the beats please?
[F1:] Here you go
[M1:] Thanks
[Brad:] Hey Mom, guess what?
I got invited to a party tonight!
And I'm gonna go if that's ok with you.
[Mom:] NOOO!!
[Brad:] Why not Mom?
[F1:] Yeah, why mom? He should go.
[Brad:] It's gonna be fun. I'll get to meet new people...
[Mom:] They're all gonna laugh at you!
[Brad:] Oh mom...
[Mom:] They're all gonna laugh at you!
[F1:] Don't wory Brad.


[F2:] Hey mom, I saw this great skirt at the mall today,
but it was $34, which isn't that high of a price,
but I was nervous to buy it.
What do you think?
[Mom:] NOOO!!
[F2:] Really? I really like it...
[Mom:] They're all gonna laugh at you!
[F2:] Oh mom, who is?
[Mom:] They're all gonna laugh at you!
[F2:] Mom, you're so paranoid.
[Mom:] NOOO!!

[M3:] Hey mom, I gotta get up pretty early tommorrow for Little League try-outs.
[Mom:] NOOO!!
[M3:] Yeah, I have to be at the field at 9 o'clock...
[Mom:] They're all gonna laugh at you!
[M3:] Do you think you could drop me off there?...
[Mom:] They're all gonna laugh at you!
[M3:] How am I gonna get there?
[Mom:] They're all gonna laugh at you!
[M3:] I'll walk I guess.
[Mom:] NOOO!!

[Cindy:] Mom, can you pass the salad dressing?
[Mom:] NOOO!!
[Cindy:] Please?
[Mom:] NOOO!!
[Cindy:] Come on, mom.
[Mom:] NOOO!!
[Brad:] I'll get it for you Cindy.
[Cindy:] Thanks Brad.
[Mom:] They're all gonna laugh at you!
[Cindy:] Thanks for the tip, Ma.
[Mom:] They're all gonna laugh at you!

[Brad:] Hey everyone, let's just go out for ice cream.
[Mom:] NOOO!!
[Brad:] Why are we eating inside?
It's a beautiful night.
We need to get out more.
[Mom:] NOOO!!
[Cindy:] Mother, Brad is right.
[Mom:] NOOO!!
[Cindy:] We should go out, it'll be fun.
[Mom:] NOOO!!
[Cindy:] Come on, let's go, I could go for some Maple Walnut.
[Mom:] They're all gonna laugh at you!
[M3:] Yeah, we haven't gone out together in a long time.
[Mom:] NOOO!!
[Cindy:] You wanna come Dave?
[Mom:] NOOO!!
[Dave:] No, I'll hang out with mom.
[M1:] You sure?
[Mom:] They're all gonna laugh at you!
[Dave:] Yeah, go without me.
[M3:] All right, see you guys later.
[Mom:] They're all gonna laugh at you!

[Dave:] How are you, mom? Great meal tonight. Sure is...
You sure know how to cook!
Boy, oh boy, you're quite a lady.
Say mom, uhm, can I go canoeing next weekend with my friend Barry?
[Mom:] NOOO!!
[Dave:] Please?
[Mom:] They're all gonna laugh at you!
[Dave:] Mom, you're over reacting!
[Mom:] They're all gonna laugh at you!
[Dave:] Why are you so overprotective!?
[Mom:] They're all gonna laugh at you!
[Dave:] Mom! I'm going to the ice cream place!
You're just so set in your ways it drives me crazy!
[Bangs on the table, gets up]
[Mom:] They're all gonna laugh at you!
[Screen door closes]
[Mom:] They're all gonna laugh at him!