Wednesday, October 19, 2016

ADAM SANDLER The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman

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ADAM SANDLER The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman Lyrics, singer by ADAM SANDLER

[Setting: A restaurant with music playing in the background]
And now the Excited Southerner proposes to a girl.

[Girl:] You wanted to ask me something?
[Excited Southerner:] Yes, I did. I - first of all I just wanted to say that you're --
very pretty girl, and I, I -- hoo --
you'the -- we've known each other for so long now,
and-uh, it's about time that the two of us --
we're both getting older right now, and-uh, and I don't want to die alone, I --
tell you that much -- hoo --
getting ahead of myself --
got ta slow down, hoo-hoo, concentrate on what I'm trying to get across
to you right now, hoo, I mean,
whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-willing to be a house husband,
you don't have to qu-qu-qu-qu-quit your job there,
there, I'm, I'm, the-, I'm, I'm -- hoo, honeymoon in the Poconos, with the --
hoo, woo hoo -- sex optional --
you don't have to do what you don't want to do, hoo hoo hoo hoo,
someday you're going to love me, and that -- that's fi--
til death do us part I,
we'll get the chocolate cake and the sunrise and the sunset --
no prenuptial agree --
[Girl:] Look, are you trying to ask me to marry you?
Because I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment.
[Excited Southerner:] Coooooo.

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