BRYAN ADAMS This Time

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BRYAN ADAMS This Time Lyrics, singer by BRYAN ADAMS

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I think about her all the time
She's my fantasy
An image burnin' in my mind
Callin' out to me

While my imagination's runnin' wild
Yeah - things are getting clearer

This time everything is alright
No way she's gonna get away
This time everything is easy
Any day - I'm gonna make her mine

I've thought of every word I'd say
Give or take a few
But she turns and slowly walks away
What do I have to do

Hey - turn up your radio
Oh - there's somethin' I want you to know

This time everything is alright
No way she's gonna get away
This time everything is easy
Any day - I'm gonna make her mine

Well it's hard to take cause she's miles away
And I've waited a long time
But the feelin's right and darlin' one of these nights
Yeah - I'm gonna let you know

This time everything is alright
No way she's gonna get away
This time everything is easy
Any day - I'm gonna make her mine

BRYAN ADAMS Take Me Back

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BRYAN ADAMS Take Me Back Lyrics, singer by BRYAN ADAMS

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I shoulda seen it coming
I shoulda seen the signs
Didn't really think that she needs me
Must've 'bin blind

She didn't give me a warning
Said I shouldn't treat you wrong
But when I woke up this mornin'
She was gone gone gone

She said...
Take me back won't ya
Take me back won't ya
I'll change my ways
Take me back won't ya
Take me back won't ya
I'm not the same

She didn't tell me about it
Am I supposed to read your mind
You make me get up and shout it
It's a crime crime crime

I shoulda seen it coming
I shoulda seen the signs
Didn't really think that she needs me
Must've 'bin blind

She said...
Take me back won't ya
Take me back won't ya
I'll change my ways
Take me back won't ya
Take me back won't ya
I'm not the same

Won't ya take me back
Won't ya take me back

BRYAN ADAMS The Only One

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BRYAN ADAMS The Only One Lyrics, singer by BRYAN ADAMS

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Well I made up my mind
Not gonna let you get away
To think that I'm the lucky guy
I've almost got it made

Cause it's been so long
Since I've felt so strong
About anyone at all
I get so excited
I ain't gonna fight it
I think I might be fallin' in love

So come on - let's get it right
Cause you're the only one
So come on - we ain't got all night
Cause you're the only one

Last night
I thought you mighta stayed
If I'd a' had the guts
I woulda pushed my luck
But then you mighta turned away

How do I explain
I know it sounds insane
But then I've been through this before
In just a matter of time
You could change your mind
You could turn and walk right hrough that door

So come on - let's get it straight
Cause you're the only one
So come on - I just can't wait
Cause you're the only one

BRYAN ADAMS No One Makes It Right

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BRYAN ADAMS No One Makes It Right Lyrics, singer by BRYAN ADAMS

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Everything's been said, A hundred times
Everything's been said, A hunderd times

Then I know, if I know you
It takes one more time
No one holds the night,
The way you do
No one holds the night
The way you do
Then I know, If I know you
It takes one more night

No one makes it right
Like you do Like you do
No one makes it right
Like you do Like you do
No one makes it right like you

I guess you're moving out
So you say
I guess you're moving out
So you say
Oh I know if I know you
I've got no more saying

No one makes it right
Like you do Like you do
No one makes it right
Like you do Like you do
No one makes it right like you

I said it once
I said it always

BRYAN ADAMS Last Chance

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BRYAN ADAMS Last Chance Lyrics, singer by BRYAN ADAMS

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Well you take it all for granted,
So it should come as no surprise,
That your big balloon is gonna burst,
Right before your eyes.

Well you always call your mama,
Just for sympathy yeah,
But I tried to show you years ago,
So don't come crying to me.
Now it's your last chance the night is over,
Last chance for love,
Well you can blame it on the bosanova,
You can't blame me when I'm gone.
Well you call me up for favours,
You say that it's my turn,
Well I think I'll stand on my hard earned drive,
And watch your bridges burn.

Well I saw my Guardian Angel,
He said I can refuse,
Well I'd take the chance but it's hard to dance,
With size 8 concrete shoes.

Well you take it all for granted,
So it should come as no surprise,
That your big balloon is gonna burst,
Right before your eyes.

BRYAN ADAMS You Want It, You Got It

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BRYAN ADAMS You Want It, You Got It Lyrics, singer by BRYAN ADAMS

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I think I told you maybe once or twice before,
They'll only hold you down,
leave you wanting more.
But you refuse to listen, babe,
so this is where you'll stay,
If you weren't so bloody juvenile,
you'd be some where today.
If you want it, you got it,
If you want it, you got it,
If you want it, you got it now.

You think you want a break but I got news for you,
I think it's time you start believing your reviews.
Stood me up and shot me down so many times before,
But dropping names and playing games won't get you through my door.

If you want it, you got it,
If you want it, you got it,
If you want it, you got it now.

BRYAN ADAMS Tonight

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BRYAN ADAMS Tonight Lyrics, singer by BRYAN ADAMS

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Who are you gonna run to,
Now your ass is on the line.
Who do you think you're foolin'
We ain't got the time.
Don't try to tell me,
Who's wrong or right.
Don't say that I
There's no point in tryin' to change it at all.

Tonight, tonight,
Let's leave it alone,
Leave it alone tonight,
We can't change it at all.
Forget the things I told you,
Let's just sleep on it for now.
It's your misunderstanding,
I don't wanna hear you out.

Two wrongs baby,
They don't make a right.
It's hardly worth the heartache,
Let's leave it alone, leave it alone.

BRYAN ADAMS Jealousy

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BRYAN ADAMS Jealousy Lyrics, singer by BRYAN ADAMS

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I can't complain about the way we tried,
So maybe it's time to say goodbye,
Not gonna look around
I'm just gonna look away.
Don't put the reasons back in my head,
You say you loved me now you've left me for dead,
Oh I just can't stand it this way.
Oh jealousy, coming over me,
It's that jealousy, breaking my heart.
Whoa jealousy, taking control of me,
Now ya just gotta know,
That I can't let it go,
And it's time that ya knew,
I can't stop loving you.

You say I'm a sentimental fool,
But all I tried to do is go with you,
Not gonna look around
I'm just gonna look away.
It's been a battle since you broke my heart,
I tell you now that it's been coming down hard,
Oh I just can't stand another day.

BRYAN ADAMS Fits Ya Good

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BRYAN ADAMS Fits Ya Good Lyrics, singer by BRYAN ADAMS

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Well in the air for the world today yeah.
Five O'Clock and those walls are slowly closin'.
You get home so down and worn out, thunderstruck.
Yeah fits you good,
Oh fits you good.
Yeah fits you good, Oh.

Closin' time you were bringin' me down,
Well I know it's just the way you live your life.
But you don't know like I know better,
I did all that I could. Now it

Fits you good,
Yeah fits you good.
Oh fits you good, Oh.
But you don't know what I know,
I did all that I could. Now

BRYAN ADAMS Coming Home

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BRYAN ADAMS Coming Home Lyrics, singer by BRYAN ADAMS

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All those nights I've spent alone,
Uninspired, so tired and wasted.
There's lots of times I'd have telephoned,
I couldn't find the words to say,

I'm coming home,
Lord I'm coming home
I'll make it short,
I'll make it sweet,
Make it up to you and me.
I'm not the same guy I used to be,
What can I do to make you believe,

I'm coming home,
Oh I'm coming home.
I'm coming home,
Yeah I'm coming home.
Only seems like yesterday,
You and I were sayin' goodbye,
Now I'm just a few miles away
Gonna see you tonight.

I've been alone and I live the pain,
Reach for you in desperation.
I was wrong, I'll take the blame,
I need you back now I just can't wait,

I'm coming home
Yeah I'm coming home.
Coming home,
I'm just coming, coming,
Waiting it out.
I'm just coming home.

BRYAN ADAMS Don't Look Now

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BRYAN ADAMS Don't Look Now Lyrics, singer by BRYAN ADAMS

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Now you took your love from me,
When I needed it most,
I wanted you so desperately,
So baby,
Don't look now cause I'm comin' around,
Baby don't look now cause I'm comin' around.

You planned it all so carefully,
You just faded to black,
And even in your wildest dreams,
You never thought I'd be back
So you thought you'd seen the last of me,
Now ya better think twice,
You can't fool me that easily,
Now baby,

Don't look now cause I'm comin' around,
Baby don't look now cause I'm comin' around.

You planned it all so carefully,
You just faded to black,
And even in your wildest dreams,
You never thought I'd be back.

So you thought you'd seen the last of me,
Now ya better think twice,
You can't fool me that easily, Now baby,

Don't look now cause I'm comin' around,
Baby don't look now cause I'm comin' around.

BRYAN ADAMS One Good Reason

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BRYAN ADAMS One Good Reason Lyrics, singer by BRYAN ADAMS

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I've got one hand on the door,
One hand in my pocket,
The world is on my shoulders,
And I'm tryin' to get to you.
I'm gettin' pretty worried,
Now that Ronnie's in the office,
I shouldn't let it get to me,
There's nothin' I can do.

Think that you should know by now,
You've done the damage now it can't be changed,
So give me one good reason,
One good reason to stay.

Well I knew that you were sleepin'
And I didn't want to wake you,
Cause this troubled look I got,
Might make you change your mind.

There's no need for compensation,
There's no reason to foresake me,
I was looking for the answers,
But there's nothin' here to find.

BRYAN ADAMS Lonely Nights

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BRYAN ADAMS Lonely Nights Lyrics, singer by BRYAN ADAMS

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Will you risk your reputation?
I don't know.
You just don't know what you're sayin'
Anymore.

You know beggers can't be chosers,
And that's fair.
When we win we may be losers,
I don't care, no no no.
Baby, I just can't stand another lonely night,
So come over and save me,
Save me from another lonely night.
I hear every word you're sayin'
They're all lies.
But with every breath you're takin'
You're thinkin' of ways to say good night.

BRYAN ADAMS Try To See It My Way

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BRYAN ADAMS Try To See It My Way Lyrics, singer by BRYAN ADAMS

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Ooh ... Try to see it my way.
Ooh ... Try to see it my way.

Well, I know you cover up
From all the things you did
That tied you up.
Just wanna let you know
That I wanna keep you warm
Until the sun warms up the dark.

So move in a little closer,
Then you can think it over,
Just try to see it my way.
Think it over,
Just try to see it my way.

Well, you said you needed time
for all the things
That run around your mind
How can I let you know
That I wanna keep you warm
Until the sun warms up the dark.

So move in a little closer,
Then you can think it over,
Try to see it my way.
Think it over,
Try to see it my way.

Think it over.
Think it over.
Try to see it my way, my way.
Think it over.
Just Try to see it my way.

BRYAN ADAMS State Of Mind

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BRYAN ADAMS State Of Mind Lyrics, singer by BRYAN ADAMS

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I know that you're curious,
So don't be serious,
You know there's no cause for alarm.

When you're down - out
Left here in doubt,
All the things that are right will go wrong.

Love is a state of mind,
It's keepin' us both alive,
Sometimes it's hard to find.
Love's in a state of mind.

Wait just a minute,
You know that it's finished,
So don't you go carry it on.

Cause I'm down - out
Left here in doubt,
Well, we try but we can't get along.

Love is a state of mind,
It's keepin' us both alive,
Sometimes it's hard to find.
Love's in a state of mind.

BRYAN ADAMS Remember

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BRYAN ADAMS Remember Lyrics, singer by BRYAN ADAMS

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Pardon me,
Have you got the time
To let me say hello.
Couldn't help but see
That you look like a lady I used to know
A long time ago.

Remember the time we spent together.
Remember the days I dreamt forever.
Remember the nights we stayed together.
Whatever I do I still remember.

It's hard to believe
That I held her up
And then she let me down.
Someone's sayin' to me
That she broke my heart and left me
Spinnin' round and round and round.

Remember the time we spent together.
Remember the days I dreamt forever.
Remember the nights we stayed together.
Whatever I do I still remember.

BRYAN ADAMS Don't Ya Say It

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BRYAN ADAMS Don't Ya Say It Lyrics, singer by BRYAN ADAMS

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Things you said to me
Sentimentally
Are always on my mind.
Seems you haunted me
But you set me free
Long before you gave me time to escape.

The next time
I'll be on my way
'Cause it's time, it's true
I'm turning my back on you.

Don't ya say it,
Don't say you need me
You don't need me,
Don't even try.

Don't ya say it,
Don't say you want me,
You don't mean it,
Don't say good-bye.

You threw love at me
Indispensab'ly,
But you never could give it away.
And it seems to me
That you'd never be,
That's why I'll never stay with you.

You can't hold me down
'Cause it's my life too,
So this time it's true,
I'm turning my back on you
.
Don't ya say it,
Don't say you want me,
You don't mean it,
Don't even try.

Don't ya say it,
Don't say you need me,
You don't mean it,
Don't say good-bye.

Don't ya say it,
Don't say you need me,
You don't need me,
Don't even try.

Don't ya say it,
Don't say you want me,
You don't mean it,
Don't say good-bye.

BRYAN ADAMS Wastin' Time

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BRYAN ADAMS Wastin' Time Lyrics, singer by BRYAN ADAMS

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Lazy day you got it all to tell
Rest your weary wings come and sit a spell
And talk to me for a little while
Wastin' time, wastin' time

Yesterday as a child at play
I didn't think so hard, took it all in my stride
Wastin' time, wastin' time

People rushin' round, going nowhere fast
Talk about, oh first or last
Got one there, ain't got no class
Wastin' time, wastin' time

Lazy day you got it all to tell
Rest your weary wings come and sit a spell
And talk to me for a little while
Wastin' time, wastin' time
Wastin' time, wastin' time
Wastin' time, wastin' time

BRYAN ADAMS Give Me Your Love

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BRYAN ADAMS Give Me Your Love Lyrics, singer by BRYAN ADAMS

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I can fool myself for a night
Goin' on
Like I don't need you any more.

That's like walking in the dark.
Tel me now
That you'll give me all your love.

Oh, give me your love give me your love
Or nothing at all nothing at all.
Oh, give me your love.

I've been everywhere and here I go again
Looking out for me and
Leaving you behind.

But let me hold you just one time.
So will you give me your love,
I'll know that you'll be mine.

Oh, give me your love give me your love
Or nothing at all nothing at all
Oh, give me your love.

BRYAN ADAMS Wait And See

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BRYAN ADAMS Wait And See Lyrics, singer by BRYAN ADAMS

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There you go looking cool,
Writing rules
For your theories of romance.

I know that you doubt me,
But without me
You'd be tearing off your one chance.

Wait and see,
This could be the last time for me.
Baby, just wait and see.

All the times
I came running back
Down the path of the least resistance.

I felt my body
Was just a hobby
For your heart's indifference.

Wait and see,
This could be the last time for me.
Now baby, can't you wait and see?
Just you wait and see.
Just you wait and see.
Wait and see.

I've been trapped by your innocence,
Haven't seen you since
You caught me, baby.

Shot down by the one I love,
Now I'm taking off
With the things you taught me.

Wait and see,
This could be the last time for me.
Now baby, can't you wait and see?
Just you wait and see.
Just you wait and see.
Wait and see.

BRYAN ADAMS Win Some, Lose Some

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BRYAN ADAMS Win Some, Lose Some Lyrics, singer by BRYAN ADAMS

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Now you know
That I stood outside your window
Just a little too long.

What you're gonna do
When the hours pass away
And you know that I'm gone.
Well, it may be a week,
It may be a day,
I'm six blocks over
And I don't know what to say to you.

Jokin' 'bout your mama
Went a little too far.
But you caught me
Out with the others
Till the early dawn.

There may be a time
If we played it right
I'm six blocks over
And you wanna spend a night with me.

Now the hours and the minutes
Just fly away.
You win some and you lose some,
You gotta get it right
Or I'll be saying
Bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye.

Thinkin' back to
The way you're holdin' me down,
I'd be better off dead.

Now you know
That the time is running out
Of the things we said.

Well, it may be a week,
It may be a day,
I'm six blocks over
And I don't know what to say to you.

Now the hours and the minutes
Just fly away.
You win some and you lose some,
You gotta get it right
Or I'll be saying
Bye bye bye bye ...

BRYAN ADAMS Hidin' From Love

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BRYAN ADAMS Hidin' From Love Lyrics, singer by BRYAN ADAMS

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I'm riding in the middle
Halfway into you
And halfway into something else,
I dont't know what to do.
You said you'd make it easy,
You said you'd take the time,
But you call it off
Before I change my mind.

'Cause you're not decidin'
You're only hidin' from love.
You can't deny it,
You're only hidin' from love.

Well, I've been makin' changes,
But you've been changin' too.
You were hopin' love was somethin' else,
I was hopin' it was you.
You said you'd make it easy, babe,
You said you'd take the time,
But you call it off
Before I change my mind.

Cause you're not decidin'
You're only hidin' from love.
You can't deny it,
You're only hidin' from love.

I know you're tryin',
But you're only hidin' from love.
You say you're shy,
But you're only hidin' from love.

ADAM SANDLER The Chanukah Song, Part 4

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ADAM SANDLER The Chanukah Song, Part 4 Lyrics, singer by ADAM SANDLER

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Put on your yarmulke, here comes Chanukah
So much fun-ukah to celebrate Chanukah

Chanukkah is the Festival of Lights
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights

When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree,
Here�s the fourth list of people who are Jewish, just like Jesus, Olaf, Punky Brewster, Scott Rudin and me!

Joseph Gordon-Levitt enjoys eating kugel
So does Stan Lee, Jake Gyllenhaal, and the two guys who founded Google
Adam Levine wears a Jewish star
So does Drake and Seth Rogen
Goldberg has a gold yarmulke to match the belt he won from Hulk Hogan

We got Scarlett Johansson, talk about a Kosher crush
And if you need a higher voice to turn you on, how about Geddy Lee from Rush?

We may not have a cartoon with a reindeer that can talk
But we also don�t have polio, thanks to Dr. Jonas Salk (smart Jew!)

Put on your yarmulke, it�s time for Chanukah
Harry Potter and his magic wand-ukah, celebrate Chanukah

Jared from Subway: God dammit, a Jew
But guess who�s Jewish and can fix him? Loveline �s Dr. Drew (get on it doc!)

Princess Leia cuts the challah with Queen Elsa from Frozen
David Beckham is the king of soccer studs and also a quarter chosen

Ron Jeremy is fully Jewish and so is his foot-long buddy
Shia LaBeouf is half a Jew but a 100 percent nutty

It�s cool that Santa Claus makes Christmas so merry
But we get two jolly fat guys: ice cream�s Ben Jerry (both Jewish!)

From New York to Iran-ukah, get up and celebrate Chanukah
Don�t mess with us, oh Chanukah, let�s all get along for Chanukah
So drink your Jaegerbomb-ukah and smoke your medical-chron-ukah
If you really, really wan-ukah, have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah

ADAM SANDLER The Chanukah Song, Part 3 (Radio Version)

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ADAM SANDLER The Chanukah Song, Part 3 (Radio Version) Lyrics, singer by ADAM SANDLER

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[Drei-Dels:] Put on your yarmulke, it's time for Chanukah...

[Adam:] Sounds good, guys!

[Adam:] Give it up for the Drei-Dels, everybody!

[Drei-Dels:] Once again, it's Chanukah. The miracle of Chanukah!

Chanukah is
the festival of lights.
One day of presents?
Hell no, we get the eight crazy nights! (Oh, boy)
But if you still feel like the only kid in town
without a Christmas tree,
I guess my first two songs didn't do it for ya,
so here comes number three!

Ross and Phoebe from Friends
say the Chanukah blessing,
So does Lenny's pal Squiggy and Will and Grace's Debra Messing!
Melissa Gilbert and Michael Landon never mixed meat with dairy,
Maybe they shoulda called that show
Little Kosher House on the Prairie!
We got Jerry Lewis,
Ben Stiller, and Jack Black,
Tom Arnold converted to Judaism,
but you guys can have him back!

(Just kiddin' Tommy!)

We may not get to kiss
underneath the mistletoe,
But we can do it all night long
with Deuce Bigalow!

[Rob Schneider:] I'm Jewish!

[Adam:] Oh, my God. Sweet Robbie Schneider is here!

[Drei-Dels:] Put on your yarmulke, here comes Chanukah...

[Rob Schneider:] The guy in Willie Nelson's band who plays harmonica celebrates Chanukaaah!

[Adam:] Ah, good job, Schneider!

[Rob:] What are you talkin' about?!?

[Adam:] All right, now.

Osama bin Laden...

[Audience:] BOO!

Not a big fan of the Jews!
Well maybe that's because he lost a figure skating match
to gold medalist Sarah Hughes!

(Her mama's Jewish.)

Houdini and David Blaine escape straightjackets
with such precision,
but one thing they could not get out of...
Their painful circumcision!

Gwyneth Paltrow's half-Jewish,
But a full-time Oscar winner,
Jennifer Connelly's half-Jewish too,
And I'd like to put some more in her! Whoo!
There's Lou Reed, Perry Farrell,
Beck, and Paula Abdul,
Joey Ramone invented punk rock music,
but first came Hebrew school!
Hey!

Natalie Portmanika
It's time to celebrate Chanukah,
I hope I get an Abtronica
On this joyful, toyful Chanukah,
So get a high colonika
And soil your long-johnnakahs
If you really, really wannakah,
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy,
happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah!

Buckle up for safety, everybody!

ADAM SANDLER Somebody Kill Me

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ADAM SANDLER Somebody Kill Me Lyrics, singer by ADAM SANDLER

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[Spoken]
Ok, I just want to warn you that when I wrote this song I was listening to the
Cure a lot.

[Sung]
You don't know how much I need you.
While you're near me I don't feel blue.
And when we kiss I know you need me too.
I can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true.

But it all was bullshit.
It was a goddamn joke.
And when I think of you Linda,
I hope you fucking choke.

I hope you're glad with what you've done to me.
I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy.
You left me here all alone, tears running constantly.

Oh somebody kill me please,
somebody kill me plee-ase,
I'm on my knees,
pretty pretty please kill me.

I want to die.
Put a bullet in my head.

[Spoken]
[Girl:] I liked it.
[Guy:] He's losing his mind... and I'm reaping all the benefits

ADAM SANDLER Santa Song

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ADAM SANDLER Santa Song Lyrics, singer by ADAM SANDLER

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So many presents,
so little time,
Santa won't be coming around my house this year,
'cos I tried to drown my sister and I pierced my ear,
Oh mama made it perfectly clear,
Santa don't like bad boys...especially Jewish ones.

Gnip-gnop and lego blocks are all that I desire,
so why did I have to set the pizza guy's hair on fire,
I told him I was sorry,
I'm a liar,
so no toys for me...I don't deserve them.

I couldn't wait for a big wheel as the holiday neared,
but then I told my grandma that she had a beard.

Dear Santa,

I know what my problem is, why I can't be good, it's a fear of intimacy.
You see my whole life whenever I've met someone really great like you and
I keep feeling like I'm getting close to them, something inside me makes
me want to screw it up. So in a weird way the reason I'm so bad is because
I love you santa.

Rock-em Sock-em Robots is what I was hoping for,
but then I made a death threat to vice president Gore,
oh santa won't be knocking on my door,
'cos he's a big fat whore...what made me say that?

Chutes and ladders would be so good indeed,
so why'd I have to sell that cop a bag of weed,
so Santa please give me that easy bake oven,
I swear I thought billy goats we're made for lovin'.

So Santa won't you accept my apologies,
Santa can't you see I'm begging you please,
oh Santa next year I'll do you right,
Live from New York it's Saturday night...

ADAM SANDLER Mother's Day Song

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ADAM SANDLER Mother's Day Song Lyrics, singer by ADAM SANDLER

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Mama was the one who reached down and tied my shoelace.
Mama spit on her fingers and used it to clean dirt off my face.

Brush your teeth, Q-tip your ear,
take off your sister's new brassiere.
Watch PBS, not Deputy Dawg,
don't you eat that Lincoln Log.

Oh mama I still don't believe
it's true: The tooth fairy was you.
No Way!

I love you maaaaaama,
more than than paaaastrama,
way more than Jeffrey Daaaahma,
even more than my NFL paaaaajamas.

Mama always calmed down dad when he got too mean.
Like the time he almost hit me for stealing his Juggs magazine.

Stop your jumping,
you'll break the bed.
Don't you fill up
on the bread.
Take those
Take those
(trying to read cue card)
Take ... carrots out of your nose,
that's not a hat that's pantyhose.
Don't play baseball in your suit,
that Magnum PI's very cute.
Don't forget Vick's Vapor-rub,
stop masturbating in the tub.
Thanks for making corn beef hash,
and putting powder on my rash.
(So much better.)

I love you maaaaaama,
more than golf with Arnold Paaaaalmaaaa,
more than yellow moons in Lucky Chaaaaamaaaas,
Def Leppard's drummer only had one aaaaaaamaaa.

Oh, Mrs. Nealon, yes it's true,
Kevin's gonna sing to you.

Come on Kevin.

I love you maaaaaama

Come on, keep goin'.

More than films by Brian DePaaaaalmaaaa.

Thanks for being my date to the praaaaamaaaa.

Thanks for writing that note to the draft
board that said I was gay so I got out
of Vietnaaaamaaa.

Mom your way better than the World Trade Center baaaaamaaaa.

Who's name by the way is Mohamed Salaaaamaaa.

I love you even more than Richard Gere loves the Dali Laaaaahmaaa.

And Richard Gere was also good in Sommersby ,
which was a melodraaaamaa.

Oh, all you moms out there oughta know,
we kids love you so.

Have a Happy Mother's Day.
Thank you very much!
Thank you!

Adam Saaaandlaaa.

ADAM SANDLER Medium Pace

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ADAM SANDLER Medium Pace Lyrics, singer by ADAM SANDLER

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Put your arms around me babe,
Can't you see I need you so?
Hold me close against your skin,
'Cause I'm about to begin
Lovin' you.

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace.
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are.
Honey rub your beaver up and down my face.
Now sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off.

You see that shampoo bottle? Now, stick it up my ass.
Push it in and out at a medium pace.
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was.
Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face.

Darling, make me push my dick and balls back between my legs.
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture to show all the people
you work with.

Now pull up my scrotum and take that shampoo bottle out of my ass.
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy and watch me whack off.
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head.
Now tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace.

I feel so humiliated. I'm about to blow my load.
You tell it's time to make love but I can't 'cuz I spewed all over myself.
Then you look into my eyes, then you realize
How much I enjoy loving you. oh.
I'm so sorry I spunked all over my stomach.
Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you.

ADAM SANDLER Grow Old With You

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ADAM SANDLER Grow Old With You Lyrics, singer by ADAM SANDLER

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[Billy Idol (Speaking):] Good afternoon everyone.
We're flying at 26,000 feet, moving
up to thirty thousand feet, and then we've got clear skies
all the way to Las Vegas, and right now we're bringin you some in-flight
entertainment. One of our first-class passengers would like to sing you a song
inspired by one of our coach passengers, and since we let our first-class
passengers do pretty much whatever they want, here he is.

[Robbie Hart (Singing):]
I wanna make you smile whenever you're sad
Carry you around when your arthritis is bad
All I wanna do is grow old with you

I'll get your medicine when your tummy aches
Build you a fire if the furnace breaks
Oh it could be so nice, growing old with you

I'll miss you
Kiss you
Give you my coat when you are cold

Need you
Feed you
Even let ya hold the remote control

So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink
Put you to bed if you've had too much to drink
I could be the man who grows old with you
I wanna grow old with you

ADAM SANDLER Girl

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ADAM SANDLER Girl Lyrics, singer by ADAM SANDLER

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[Arsenio (Chris Rock):]
Now don't leave us hanging with just that.

[JP:]
Yeah, I hear that, Arsenio.
Yo guys, lets kick it!

[Music starts playing]

[JP:]
Yo now, before we start singing,
You also want to know in addition to writing our own songs,
we also do our own choreography.

[JP:]
Girl, I can't stop thinking of you girl,
Y-O-U, spells girl.
Woke up this morning, put on my own clothes,
cause the ladys' not here, to help us no more.
Went down to the store, I got myself some juice,
its tasted good and fresh and I love you.

[All:]
Girl, you are wicked awesome.

[DC:]
I buttoned up my own shirt, whew!

[All:]
Because, you girl...

[RS:]
Whenever I make my own plane reservations...

[All:]
I think of you girl, cause girl you are wicked awesome!

[AS:]
My name is Donny, and I'm here to say
They call me Donny, cause that's my name.
Banana's are good in every way,
An apple a day, keeps the doctor away,
Purina Cat Chow -

[All:]
Chow, chow, chow.

[AS:]
If my friends could only see me now,
I'm walking, I'm talking, McCauly Caukin,
Roger Clemmons was called for walking.
Word, Sister!

[All:]
1, 2, Dosey dow, dosey dow.

[All:]
You are... wicked awesome!

[AS:]
Peace.

ADAM SANDLER The Mule Session

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ADAM SANDLER The Mule Session Lyrics, singer by ADAM SANDLER

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My girlfriend left me for a seven foot Indian
My grandma hung herself on a tree in the Caribbean
My sister's on the dope and my brother always picks his nose
And Daddy's only happy when he's wearing Mama's pantyhose, yeah
I just lost my job to a God damn robot (Good times!)
Then my dog got in the freeze box, he ate everything I got

But I've got my mule
He's a very, very nice mule
He walks with me home from school
Cause he's a very, very nice mule

When he was a baby my mother fed him gruel
But now he prefers to dine on his own stool
He always philosophizes with the rabbis after shul
Cause he's a very, very pious mule

When he sees a picture of a carrot he has a tendency to druel
On Halloween he tries to scare me by dressing up as a ghoul
He once challenged someone who stole my hat to a duel
Cause he's a very, very Old school mule

A needle-nosed plier is his favorite tool
He lifeguards on a volunteer basis and the Rec. Center pool
When I break down on the side of the road he shows up with unleaded fuel
He's a devoted fan of Ms. Paula Abdul

And also approves of the recent makeover of former folkie Jewel
[coughing]
When I told him Halle Berry's husband cheated he just shook his head and said to himself 'what a fool'
Cause he's a very, very monogamous mule

[snoring] Porkchop! Wake up, man, the session's not over!

After several well-publicized arrests for public urination he now drinks exclusively O'Doul
And every year he puts on a presentation at the Boys Club to show kids smoking isn't cool
His favorite Elvis song is 'Don't be Cruel', no it's 'Hound Dog'
I was just kidding you